About the Author

Ryan O’Carolan was born in a log cabin on Baekdu Mountain, whereupon he was greeted by the arrival of a double rainbow.

From television screenwriting to twisted erotica commissions, from freelance technical editing to Pokémon fanfiction, he has spent the last decade pushing the boundaries of good taste for a grand cause he cannot particularly recall.

Tutored by a wise old platypus and accompanied by the plucky chipmunk Rasputin, fuelled by a cocktail of equal parts rum and paprika, he seeks new challenges with which to stimulate his ennui-addled mind.